Knittlebits

Ingredients: Potatoes, microwave, salt, flavoring, children, parent, mandolin

Steps:

1. Children wash two potatoes
2. Parent slices potatoes very thinly on mandolin
3. Children arrange slices on microwave-safe plate
4. Parent picks up slices and puts a layer of salt on plate
5. Children re-arrange slices on plate
6. Children sprinkle salt and flavoring onto slices
7. Children place plate into microwave
8. Mr. B sets the microwave for 5 minutes
9. Children lose interest and walk away
10. Parent watches potatoes for beginnings of brown spots
11. Parent wonders how she is to see through all the steam in the microwave
12. Ding!
13. Chips are done but solidly stuck to plate
14. Parent breaks off as much as possible and gives rest to dogs
15. Children proclaim the chips as wonderful!

New addition to ingredients: Paper towels and olive oil

Step 4a: Wipe plate with olive oil and paper towel to prevent sticking.

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